Why Sarah Palin’s Ass is Exquisite

Their are few if any photos floating around the internet clearly outlining the shape and density of Sarah Palin’s backside.

I’m sure it’s quite difficult to sneak up on her, but are no cameraman attempting such a feat?

I’ve received several requests to open up discussion on her butt. It’s not satisfactory to simply say, “well, I’m sure it’s pretty nice, why wouldn’t it be.”

More succinctly, I have a visual aid and science to do the talking for me.
To truly understand the innerworkings of her VPCILF ass, we must first anatomically understand her front.

Sarah Palin prior to basketball game tipoff.  I imagine she finished the game with a triple-double.

Sarah Palin prior to basketball game tipoff. I imagine she finished the game with a triple-double.

Here we have a photo of Palin (at the time, Sarah Heath), prior to the tipoff of the big game with her siblings. Take close note of her posture and hip alignment:

Leg shape, density and posture all aiding to the wonders that await us on the other side.

Leg shape, density and posture all aiding to the wonders that await us on the other side.

Her feet and toes are slightly angled inward, bowing out her shins and making her knees almost clip each other. Palin’s thighs are very well toned in this image. What this stance and posture does with the hip bones is operate them like a teeter-totter. If she is aimed inward in front, Sarah Palin’s ass is assuredly wide-assed in back leaving a substantial gap between right and left cheek.

It’s only a matter of time before a photographer with the fortitude to capture the unique and obscure, to step up and give the world what they’ve long been awaiting.

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3 Responses to “Why Sarah Palin’s Ass is Exquisite”

  1. by looking at this picture, I would deduce that she is tight, like a mans anooous.

  2. Great! Thank you!
    I always wanted to write in my blog something like that. Can I take part of your post to my blog?
    Of course, I will add backlink?

    Sincerely, Your Reader

  3. I have enjoyed your views regarding her anatomical composition in relation to her great butt. I tip my hat out to you for your analytical assessment about this broad.

    Signed, Prague Pimp

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