Sarah Palin’s 2009 calendar has been a massive hit!

According to Amazon.com, Sarah Palin’s new calendar is their most popular search for office supplies in 2009. 

Palin released the calendar in December on the back of her Republican Party’s defeat in the Presidential Election.  Since the deafeat, Palin has turned away from politics to follow her real talent - her sex appeal.

The new calendar shows pictures of Palin at rallies, in short skirts, low cut blowses and holding shotguns.  Why oh why would you not buy her calendar?!

Ah Sarah, plaese hang around, you were the only thing worth looking at on the TV during the election.  I mean, McCain’s wife looks like she was built out of lego and putty by an 8 year old! 

So please Sarah, stay sexy and get yourself back in the media eye.  My advice is a talk show in which people answer political and sexy questions to get a sniff of your feet.  Or even better, to avoid being blindfolded and shot by a shooting squad of your henchmen!

Sounds amazing!