Sarah Palin: World’s sexiest racist

No wonder Sarah Palin campained so hard against Barack Obama in the 2008 Presidential race - she is a crazy racist! 

Coming from Aleska, the closest thing to a black guy Palin had ever seen before she met Obama was an Eskimo, and they’re barely even tanned!  Now though, SPP.com has found proof of this racism in the form of Sarah doing a Hitler impression, among other things!

Of course we are simply joking, having a laugh at miss. Palin’s expense.  Still, if you poke fun at Palin, you get Oprah on your side and I know who I’d want in my corner! Except if Palin brought her shotgun, then we’d be in trouble! 

While we know for a fatc thet Sarah palin hates animals (bears and wolves in particular) and the poor, there is no evidence to support that she is actually a racist!  Still, if you were into nazi style porn there is no doubt that you would want Sarah Palin being the star.

Sarah Palin could have been vice president

Sarah Palin could have been vice president

 

Palin does her best Hitler

Palin does her best Hitler

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Lets discuss abstinence…Bristol Palin?!

Bristol Palin has been in the media this week, discussing abstinence, or more specifically its importance to teens.

Bristol and Tripp Palin

Bristol and Tripp Palin

Palin gave birth to her son, Tripp, in December and while she is finding it difficult to cope with the responsibility, Bristol says it is far easier than the act of telling her parents.  Bristol said “It was harder than labor”.  We were sitting on the couch, my best friend and Levi, and we had my parents come and sit on the couch, too. And we had my sisters go upstairs,” Bristol said. “And we just sat them down, and I just — I couldn’t even say it. I was just sick to my stomach.”

Bristol says that admitting she was pregnant was something she “doesn’t want to remember” and that it was her choice and not her mother’s to keep the child.

Sarah Palin, while running for vice president alongside John McCain was heavily against abortion as one of her main policies.  Thsi led to great contoversy over whether Sarah had forced Bristol into keeping the child, even though she was only 17 at the time.

Palin of course denies this, and has stood by her daughter throughout the pregnancy.  However, Bristol Palin has continued to say that she hopes to become a strong advocate of teen abstinance in the future saying that I’d love to prevent teen pregnancy because it’s not, like, a situation that you would want to strive for, I guess”.

While Bristol is clearly a shy person, it is obvious that she has suffered somewhat at the hands of the media, thanks largely to her mother’s controvertial personality.  Maybe this is why we have started to see less and less of Sarah Palin in recent months, as she strives to keep her family together.

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Sarah Palin ‘09 Calendar is No.1 Amazon Supply!

Sarah Palin's 2009 calendar has been a massive hit!
Sarah Palin’s 2009 calendar has been a massive hit!

According to Amazon.com, Sarah Palin’s new calendar is their most popular search for office supplies in 2009. 

Palin released the calendar in December on the back of her Republican Party’s defeat in the Presidential Election.  Since the deafeat, Palin has turned away from politics to follow her real talent - her sex appeal.
The new calendar shows pictures of Palin at rallies, in short skirts, low cut blowses and holding shotguns.  Why oh why would you not buy her calendar?!
Ah Sarah, plaese hang around, you were the only thing worth looking at on the TV during the election.  I mean, McCain’s wife looks like she was built out of lego and putty by an 8 year old! 
So please Sarah, stay sexy and get yourself back in the media eye.  My advice is a talk show in which people answer political and sexy questions to get a sniff of your feet.  Or even better, to avoid being blindfolded and shot by a shooting squad of your henchmen!
Sounds amazing!
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