We can surely assume that Presidential Candidate John McCain is well past his sexual prime.
It doesn’t mean that he still wouldn’t go there if he had the crotchital dexterity to fire up a long hard johnson.
Let’s consider for a second that Sarah Palin got the nod for VPILF-at-large due to her sexual prowess. Old man hands groping that nubile body. Old man balls dangling. The smell and flakiness of old man skin deteriorating before Sarah Palins bedroom eyes. How grotesque.
Can you imagine?
I’d rather crawl in the backside of a Palin slaughtered moose or wolf or baby than witness such an atrocity.
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